Category Archives: The X Factor

She’s not the one that we want

Ah, the righteous anger of the British public. You know what could have saved James or Ella from the bottom two? IF YOU’D ACTUALLY VOTED FOR THEM. I can guarantee that all of the people whining on Twitter or Facebook … Continue reading

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The Odds Were Never In Their Favour

Ok, first off, quick shout out to Strictly this weekend, which I think we can all agree is vastly superior when Claudia Winkleman is allowed to get involved, and the BBC really need to retire Bruce/sack Tess/WHATEVER GET HER ON … Continue reading

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Bye Kye

I am almost out of patience with this year’s X Factor, to be honest. Anyone who could have been vaguely interesting (MK1, Jade, Lucy, Melanie) have gone (and not before most of them were ruined by their mentors) and now … Continue reading

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33% of nothing

Last week, I was banging on about how much I love The Scherzinger (AND I BLOODY LOVE HER). This week, a few words on how much Gary Barlow has utterly jumped the shark, from slightly grumpy but still constructive and … Continue reading

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Jackie Jormp-Jomp

Look, before I get to the contestants, can I just say a few words about how much I am bloody LOVING Nicole Scherzinger please? On the US version last year she was rubbish, giving all this emotional hippy Earth-mother crap, … Continue reading

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Sweet Carolynne (WAH, WAH, WAH)

It’s been one week. ONE WEEK. And yet already this year’s X Factor live shows have almost single handedly destroyed the Internet thanks to a ridiculous and almost certainly manufactured “controversy”. Say what like about the X Factor (or how … Continue reading

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Mel B-itch

Oh X Factor, you beloved bastard you. I know full well that you’re a horrible, manipulative piece of tat, but God damn it I just don’t know how to quit you.

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