Last year’s equivalent of this post was the most popular thing I’ve ever done, so it was inevitable that it was going to get a sequel. Unfortunately whereas last year I had the obvious beauty of Eric Saade and the frequently naked muscles of Blue, this year it’s been abit trickier to a) find hot guys in this year’s contest, and b) find any pictures of them shirtless. But I really did do my best.
Oh, and if you’re expecting any of Engelbert Humperdinck then I’m afraid you’re going to miss out, sorry. He looks like a scrotum.
Part of a duo with a girl who is the spit of Daenerys Targaryen from “Game of Thrones”, thanks to Google I know that his body is niiiiiiice.
Pasha Parfeny (Moldova)
He’s the one who looks a bit like Colin Farrell. Not my type, but pretty good looking from certain angles.
YES I KNOW. But say what you like about them (and let’s face it, we all do) with their mouths shut and their hair flat, they’re really quite attractive these days. But srsly, they need to shut the fuck up.
LOOK HOW PRETTY. Obviously as a gay as a picnic basket, but the only one who can really rival Eric Saade for the Eurovision entry to most look like an underwear model.
Donny Montell (Lithuania)
He sings half his song in a blindfold. It’s really weird.
Roman Lob (Germany)
I think he’s trying for a indie-rocker look, what with the earrings, and beanie hats he wears, but sadly for him, he just looks adorable.