This one might need a little back story. I was in Manchester this week for my mate’s han do, and in a very posh restaurant who walks in but David Actual Beckham.
Now like most people, I’ve seen pictures of him and thought “Yeah, I would, but he’s a bit generic-looking”. That is so not the case in real life. He’s so pretty I just wanted to lick him. But I didn’t. Just.
He made eye contact with me three times. I think that means he’s in love with me.